Blind TextIndependent music · Black Hills, SD

Experimental · instrumental jazz / rock / new wave

DIVVY up the PANIC

One project, three modes: a full instrumental jazz record, a two-tone-meets-new-wave rock LP, and a further turn into experimental rock. The most restless corner of the Blind Text catalog — and the one that rewards repeat listens.

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DIVVY up the PANIC is where the catalog goes to change shape. Instead of settling on one sound, it commits fully to three different ones and lets the contrast do the work. The first rock record plays like two-tone and new wave run through a rock band — angular, upbeat, rhythm-forward. The jazz record, that jazz, drops the vocals entirely for fifteen tracks of instrumental composition. And from there the project keeps pushing into stranger, more experimental rock territory across a run of singles.

It holds up because the playing is genuinely tight and the ideas are more interesting than any one genre tag suggests. Two LPs are out, both distributed through the same DistroKid / CD Baby pipeline as the rest of Blind Text, with the full video output living on YouTube. Everything below is verified; where a platform is still catching up, it's noted.

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The Catalog

DIVVY up the PANIC self-titled LP

LP · 11 tracks · August 2025 · ℗ blind text

DIVVY up the PANIC (Self-Titled LP)

The debut and the rock statement — two-tone and new wave energy pushed through a full band. Eleven tracks that establish the project's appetite for switching lanes without losing the thread.

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LP · 15 tracks · 2025 · instrumental

that jazz

The instrumental jazz record — fifteen tracks, no vocals, covering more ground than the title lets on. Top tracks: "Walk A Way" and "Questionable Beer." Full review and track-by-track below.

Spare Change for DIVVY up the PANIC: A Tribute to SpAnge

Release · Blind Text Albums

Spare Change for DIVVY up the PANIC: A Tribute to SpAnge

A tribute record. The title says what it is; the music does the rest.

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Singles · experimental rock

God Wins / God Wins Again! & Orange Walkie Talkie

The experimental-rock end of the project. "God Wins / God Wins Again!" (December 11, 2025) is the most recent single; "Orange Walkie Talkie" (August 13, 2025, 5:14) predates the LP cycle and shows the band's range outside the jazz material.

Album Review

that jazz — Track By Track

that jazz is a dazzling display of instrumental virtuosity and imaginative composition from DIVVY up the PANIC. The album confidently straddles jazz and funk, delivering track after track of compelling grooves and inventive mood shifts. Production is immaculate — each instrument is heard in crystalline detail, allowing the band's diverse talents to shine.
What's most impressive is how this record navigates contrasting atmospheres — from the buoyant optimism of "1522" and "Every Morning Funk," through mellower tracks like "Falling" and "I Miss You Most in Fall," to boundary-pushing experiments such as "EDO" and "Questionable Beer." The energy fluctuates in the best way possible — never predictable, always engaging.

Review sourced from independent listener commentary and preserved here as catalog documentation.

  1. 1522 — Luminous jazz-funk opener. Crisp electric guitar flourishes, buoyant walking bass.
  2. Bitter Bale — Smooth, mellow, soulful. Traditional jazz with gentle brush drum accents.
  3. Buzzz Budam — Full-throttle funk. Gritty bass distortion, thunderous drum drive.
  4. Clarinet Funkadelic — Playful funk/jazz fusion. Charismatic clarinet melody over a groovy bassline.
  5. EDO — Experimental, modern. Layered melodies over syncopated, complex drum patterns.
  6. Every Morning Funk — Bright, infectious funk. Immediate groove that begs you to move.
  7. Falling — Dreamy, atmospheric balladry. Simple, understated rhythm section.
  8. Humble Town — Blues-tinged, laid-back. Reflective mood, soulful undertones.
  9. I Miss You Most in Fall — Nostalgic, tender. Longing through subtle, emotive instrumentation.
  10. Pep Gym — High-octane jazz-funk with a rock edge. Commanding energy.
  11. Playbook — Sleek and tight. Classic jazz-funk groove, intricate and refined.
  12. Questionable Beer — Quirky, off-kilter. Whimsical yet unpredictable melodic structure.
  13. Scratching a Groove — Aggressive, infectious funk jam. Raw rhythmic power.
  14. Sunflower Dreams — Psychedelic, introspective. Drifts through dreamlike textures.
  15. Take Heed — Powerhouse closer. Energetic, rock-infused, vibrantly bold.

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